A Lover's Story

I’ve come to a realization. I’ve found the love of my life. He keeps me entertained and happy and makes me laugh, but he knows when to get down to business if need be. Sure, he can be stubborn sometimes, he doesn’t always do what I want to do when I want to do it (like hang around on the internet or stream movies). But he’s such a good friend that I forgive his setbacks. He’s been through plenty of bumps and bruises with me as well, like when we fell down the fire escape together! He’s scratched and beaten, but ultimately faithful. He can even turn me on... after all, he does have a great collection of porn. He’s capable of so many creative and amazing things if I give him the right tools with which to do them. He’ seven willing to go anywhere in the world with me (except maybe swimming). And best of all? He keeps my secrets – my deepest, darkest secrets that nobody knows but him. I absolutely love him, my laptop.