Everyman

So you sit down to a nice little breakfast. Some days you have Fruit Loops with Fruity Pebbles on top. Some days it’s Special K. Then you’ll have Cheerios because your cholesterol has skyrocketed. Then you’ll feel bad about eating the Fruit Loops a couple days ago and think you should just eat Cheerios every day. But the problem here isn’t your cholesterol. It’s the fact that you eat this damned cereal every day. And you never run out of milk because your wife keeps buying it since she thinks you like cereal. So unless you take a stand for yourself, you’re fucked.